Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / And if sometime, somewhere, someone \ | asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?", tell | \ them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;