Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can \ | only tell the truth. | | | | -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate | \ 3198.9 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;