Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Now there's three things you can do in \ | a baseball game: you can win or you can | | lose or it can rain. | | | \ -- Casey Stengel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;