Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take \ | to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one. | | He grasps it firmly and the universe | \ revolves around him. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;