Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A sense of desolation and uncertainty, \ | of futility, of the baselessness of | | aspirations, of the vanity of endeavor, | | and a thirst for a life giving water | | which seems suddenly to have failed, | | are the signs in conciousness of this | | necessary reorganization of our lives. | | | | It is difficult to believe that this | | state of mind can be produced by the | | recognition of such facts as that | | unsupported stones always fall to the | | ground. | | | \ -- J. W. N. Sullivan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;