Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All of us should treasure his Oriental \ | wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like | | detachment, as exemplified by his | | constant reminder to clerks, tellers, | | or others who grew excited by his | | presence in their banks: "Just lie down | | on the floor and keep calm." | | | | -- Robert Wilson, "John Dillinger Died | \ for You" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;