Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Irrationality is the square root of \ | all evil" | | | \ -- Douglas Hofstadter / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;