Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / This door is baroquen, please wiggle \ | Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it | | wiggle Bach?) | | | | -- Found on a door in the MSU music | \ building / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;