Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Conway's Law: \ | | | In any organization there will always | | be one person who knows | | | | what is going on. | | | \ This person must be fired. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;