Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his \ | reach, Or what's a heaven for ? | | | \ -- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;