Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The adjuration to be "normal" seems \ | shockingly repellent to me; I see | | neither hope nor comfort in sinking to | | that low level. I think it is ignorance | | that makes people think of abnormality | | only with horror and allows them to | | remain undismayed at the proximity of | | "normal" to average and mediocre. For | | surely anyone who achieves anything is, | | essentially, abnormal. | | | | -- Dr. Karl Menninger, "The Human | \ Mind", 1930 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;