Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / What's the difference between a \ | computer salesman and a used car | | salesman? | | | | A used car salesman knows when he's | \ lying. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;