Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to \ | my feet and went next door. | | | \ -- Martin Amis, _Money_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;