Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My method is to take the utmost trouble \ | to find the right thing to say. And | | then say it with the utmost levity. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;