Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * cesarb wonders if in less than a week \ | Carmack will end up receiving in | | | | e-mail a courtesy copy of a version of | | the Quake source which is four | | | | times faster than what went out of his | \ virtual hands... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;