Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For some reason a glaze passes over \ | people's faces when you say "Canada". | | Maybe we should invade South Dakota or | | something. | | | | -- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian | \ ambassador to the U.S. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;