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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #16              |
|                                         |
| Relationships:                          |
|                                         |
| First of all, a man does not call a     |
| relationship a relationship -- he       |
| refers to it as "that time when me and  |
| Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular   |
| basis".                                 |
|                                         |
| When a relationship ends, a woman will  |
| cry and pour her heart out to her       |
| girlfriends, and she will write a poem  |
| titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she   |
| will get on with her life.              |
|                                         |
| A man has a little more trouble letting |
| go. Six months after the breakup, at    |
| 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will  |
| call and say, "I just wanted to let you |
| know you ruined my life, and I'll never |
| forgive you, and I hate you, and you're |
| a total floozy. But I want you to know  |
| that there's always a chance for us".   |
| This is known as the "I Hate You / I    |
| Love You" drunken phone call, that 99%  |
| if all men have made at least once.     |
| There are community colleges that offer |
| courses to help men get over this need; |
| alas, these classes rarely prove        |
\ effective.                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;