Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #16 | | | | Relationships: | | | | First of all, a man does not call a | | relationship a relationship -- he | | refers to it as "that time when me and | | Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular | | basis". | | | | When a relationship ends, a woman will | | cry and pour her heart out to her | | girlfriends, and she will write a poem | | titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she | | will get on with her life. | | | | A man has a little more trouble letting | | go. Six months after the breakup, at | | 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will | | call and say, "I just wanted to let you | | know you ruined my life, and I'll never | | forgive you, and I hate you, and you're | | a total floozy. But I want you to know | | that there's always a chance for us". | | This is known as the "I Hate You / I | | Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% | | if all men have made at least once. | | There are community colleges that offer | | courses to help men get over this need; | | alas, these classes rarely prove | \ effective. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;