Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What has roots as nobody sees, Is \ | taller than trees, Up, up it goes, And | \ yet never grows? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;