Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. \ | Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. | | Sigh! There's so little hope for | | advancement. | | | \ -- Snoopy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;