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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Perfection                              \
|                                         |
| The perfect traveller leaves no trail   |
| to be followed; The perfect speaker     |
| leaves no question to be answered; The  |
| perfect accountant leaves no working to |
| be completed; The perfect container     |
| leaves no lock to be closed; The        |
| perfect knot leaves no end to be        |
| ravelled. So the sage nurtures all men  |
| And abandons no one. He accepts         |
| everything And rejects nothing. He      |
| attends to the smallest details. For    |
| the strong must guide the weak; The     |
| weak are raw material to the strong. If |
| the guide is not respected, Or the      |
| material is not cared for, Confusion    |
| will result, no matter how clever one   |
| is. This is the secret of perfection:   |
| When raw wood is carved, it becomes a   |
| tool; When a man is employed, he        |
| becomes a tool; The perfect carpenter   |
| leaves no wood to be carved.            |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;