Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Priority: \ | | | A statement of the importance of a user | | or a program. Often | | | | expressed as a relative priority, | | indicating that the user doesn't | | | | care when the work is completed so long | | as he is treated less | | | \ badly than someone else. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;