Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Twenty years of romance make a woman \ | look like a ruin; but twenty years of | | marriage make her something like a | | public building. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;