Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You see things; and you say "Why?" But \ | I dream things that never were; and I | | say "Why not?" | | | | -- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to | | Methuselah" | | | \ [No, it wasn't J. F. Kennedy. Ed.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;