Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A jury consists of twelve persons \ | chosen to decide who has the better | | lawyer. | | | \ -- Robert Frost / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;