Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Oh, give me a home, Where the buffalo \ | roam, And I'll show you a house with a | \ really messy kitchen. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;