Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A freelance is one who gets paid by the \ | word -- per piece or perhaps. | | | \ -- Robert Benchley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;