Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The ideal voice for radio may be \ | defined as showing no substance, no | | sex, no owner, and a message of | | importance for every housewife. | | | \ -- Harry V. Wade / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;