Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A woman has got to love a bad man once \ | or twice in her life to be thankful for | | a good one. | | | \ -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;