Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Not to laugh, not to lament, not to \ | curse, but to understand. | | | \ -- Spinoza / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;