Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Publishing a volume of verse is like \ | dropping a rose petal down the Grand | \ Canyon and waiting for the echo. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;