Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It's more fun to be a pirate than to \ | join the navy. | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;