Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sigh. I like to think it's just the \ | Linux people who want to be on the | | "leading edge" so bad they walk right | \ off the precipice. (Craig E. Groeschel) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;