Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can't recall any difficulty in making \ | the C language definition completely | | open -- any discussion on the matter | | tended to mention languages whose | | inventors tried to keep tight control, | | and consequent ill fate. | | | | -- Dennis Ritchie (1941-2011), creator | | of the C programming language and of | | | \ UNIX / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;