Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I'm serious about thinking through all \ | the possibilities before we settle on | | anything. All things have the | | advantages of their disadvantages, and | | vice versa. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;