Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man \ | Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los | | Angeles. Disregard personal feelings | | about city and intercept." | | | | -- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men | \ Forever_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;