Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: \ | 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' | | von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, | | nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. (Christa | | Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is | | used for three things: climbing on a | | horse, linking in a hard disk unit in | | data systems, and, well, mounting | \ during sex".) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;