Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If fifty million people say a foolish \ | thing, it's still a foolish thing. | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;