Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Dallas Cowboys Official Schedule \ | | | Sept 14 Pasadena Junior High | | | | Sept 21 Boy Scout Troop 049 | | | | Sept 28 Blind Academy | | | | Sept 30 World War I Veterans | | | | Oct 5 Brownie Scout Troop 041 | | | | Oct 12 Sugarcreek High Cheerleaders | | | | Oct 26 St. Thomas Boys Choir | | | | Nov 2 Texas City Vet Clinic | | | | Nov 9 Korean War Amputees | | | \ Nov 15 VA Hospital Polio Patients / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;