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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ X windows:                              \
|                                         |
| Accept any substitute.                  |
|                                         |
| If it's broke, don't fix it.            |
|                                         |
| If it ain't broke, fix it.              |
|                                         |
| Form follows malfunction.               |
|                                         |
| The Cutting Edge of Obsolescence.       |
|                                         |
| The trailing edge of software           |
| technology.                             |
|                                         |
| Armageddon never looked so good.        |
|                                         |
| Japan's secret weapon.                  |
|                                         |
| You'll envy the dead.                   |
|                                         |
| Making the world safe for competing     |
| window systems.                         |
|                                         |
| Let it get in YOUR way.                 |
|                                         |
| The problem for your problem.           |
|                                         |
| If it starts working, we'll fix it.     |
| Pronto.                                 |
|                                         |
| It could be worse, but it'll take time. |
|                                         |
| Simplicity made complex.                |
|                                         |
| The greatest productivity aid since     |
| typhoid.                                |
|                                         |
| Flakey and built to stay that way.      |
|                                         |
| One thousand monkeys. One thousand      |
| MicroVAXes. One thousand years.         |
|                                         |
\ X windows.                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;