Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / X windows: \ | | | Accept any substitute. | | | | If it's broke, don't fix it. | | | | If it ain't broke, fix it. | | | | Form follows malfunction. | | | | The Cutting Edge of Obsolescence. | | | | The trailing edge of software | | technology. | | | | Armageddon never looked so good. | | | | Japan's secret weapon. | | | | You'll envy the dead. | | | | Making the world safe for competing | | window systems. | | | | Let it get in YOUR way. | | | | The problem for your problem. | | | | If it starts working, we'll fix it. | | Pronto. | | | | It could be worse, but it'll take time. | | | | Simplicity made complex. | | | | The greatest productivity aid since | | typhoid. | | | | Flakey and built to stay that way. | | | | One thousand monkeys. One thousand | | MicroVAXes. One thousand years. | | | \ X windows. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;