Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm afraid my gut level reaction is \ | basically, "'proceed' is cute, but cute | | doesn't cut it in the emergency room." | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;