Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are \ | missing two fingers. | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;