Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I knew I'd hate COBOL the moment I saw \ | they'd used "perform" instead of "do". | | | | -- Larry Wall on a not-so-popular | \ programming language / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;