Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A successful [software] tool is one \ | that was used to do something undreamed | | of by its author. | | | \ -- S. C. Johnson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;