Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / > (It's sorta like sed, but not. It's \ | sorta like awk, but not. etc.) Guilty | | as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and | | happily derivative. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;