Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We Klingons believe as you do -- the \ | sick should die. Only the strong should | | live. | | | | -- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate | \ 3497.2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;