Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We the people of the Debian GNU/Linux \ | distribution, in order to form a more | | perfect operating system, establish | | quality, insure marketplace diversity, | | provide for the common needs of | | computer users, promote security and | | privacy, overthrow monopolistic forces | | in the computer software industry, and | | secure the blessings of liberty to | | ourselves and our posterity, do ordain | | and establish this Constitution for the | \ Debian GNU/Linux System. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;