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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Great Movie Posters:                \
|                                         |
| SCENES THAT WILL STAGGER YOUR SIGHT! -- |
| DANCING CALLED GO-GO -- MUSIC CALLED    |
| JU-JU -- NARCOTICS CALLED BANGI! --     |
| FIRES OF PUBERTY!                       |
|                                         |
| SEE the burning of a virgin!            |
|                                         |
| SEE power of witch doctor over women!   |
|                                         |
| SEE pygmies with fantastic Physical     |
| Endowments!!!                           |
|                                         |
| -- Kwaheri (1965)                       |
|                                         |
| The Big Comedy of Nineteen-Sexty-Sex!   |
|                                         |
| -- Boeing-Boeing (1965)                 |
|                                         |
| AN ASTRONAUT WENT UP- A "GUESS WHAT"    |
| CAME DOWN!                              |
|                                         |
| The picture that comes complete with a  |
| 10-foot tall monster to give you the    |
| wim-wams!                               |
|                                         |
\ -- Monster a Go-Go (1965)               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;