Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can always tell the Christmas \ | season is here when you start getting | | incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- | | wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes | | make ideal gifts because the Postal | | Service has been unable to find a way | | to damage them. They last forever, | | largely because nobody ever eats them. | | In fact, many smart people save the | | fruitcakes they receive and send them | | back to the original givers the next | | year; some fruitcakes have been passed | | back and forth for hundreds of years. | | | | The easiest way to make a fruitcake is | | to buy a darkish cake, then pound some | | old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. | | Be sure to wear safety glasses. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;