Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Some men feel that the only thing they \ | owe the woman who marries them is a | | grudge. | | | \ -- Helen Rowland / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;