Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Call me bored, but don't call me \ | boring. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;